While Julia is napping, I thought I'd share some funnies from the latest Parenting Magazine: "If they made fortune cookies just for moms..."
- You will travel over the ocean, and your 3-year-old will use the airplane bathroom 26 times.
- Now is the time to be daring. Take your toddler to the park without a diaper bag.
- You enjoy nourishing your loved ones, but if the peas touch the meat loaf, you can forget it.
- Elegance and grace are your trademark in dress. Also baby spitup.
- Your love life will be happy and harmonious, especially if you remember to lock the bedroom door.
- You will soon find a long-lost treasure, and you will decide to check under the couch cushions more often.
- New friends will come into your life, and they will ask you to run the spring fund-raiser.
- People are entranced by your voice - at least those listening to you read Runaway Bunny for the thousandth time.
- You have a keen mind and an enviable intellect, expect when it comes to third-grade math homework.
- A handsome man has his eye on you - and he's wondering when you're going to make his macaroni and cheese.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
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2 comments:
I just read that in my Parents magazine last night and was laughing - I always enjoy the humor section on that last page!
haha! thanks for sharing! :)
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